Two
little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to a neighbour's
house. The little girl stood on her tiptoes and was just able to reach
the doorbell. Then, an elderly lady greeted them at the front door.
"Good
morning, children," she said. "What can I do for you?"
"We're
playing house," the little girl answered. "This is my husband
and I'm his wife. Can we come in?"
Thoroughly
enchanted by the scene confronting her, the elderly lady replied,
"By all means, do come in."
Once
inside, she offered the children lemonade and cookies, which they
graciously accepted.
When
a second tall glass of lemonade was offered, the little girl remarked,
"No thank you. We have to go now. My husband just wet his pants."